For everything else, there’s Mycroft-card. This gif is the result of meschever and TJ talking about how Mycroft has to pay for Sherlock and John’s wedding and the comments I made in response. 

“Mycroft, you can’t just tell the villain everything about your brother and ruin his life.”
“Look how angry you made John. You are paying for the entire wedding now. All of it. And there better be so many nice gifts piled up from you. Everything on the lists from Pottery Barn or Babies ‘R’ Us or wherever.”
“The entire registry. Memorize it.”

Bitches act like Mycroft wasn’t paying for the whole wedding anyway. He was also buying most of their gifts too. He was going to leave like a blender for Lestrade, a new tea set from Mrs. Hudson, a bomb from Jim and Sebastian, sex toys for Irene,  a microwave for Molly, an apology for calling your husband a psychopath from Donovan, and I don’t know some Skittles or something from Anderson.

EVERYTHING ELSE. INCLUDING THE HONEYMOON. MYCROFT. HE’S LIKE A COMMERCIAL.

THERE’S SOME THINGS MONEY CAN’T BUY FOR EVERYTHING ELSE. THERE’S SHERLOCK’S BROTHER MYCROFT AND THE DEBT HE OWES US FOR GIVING OUR INFO TO A PSYCHOPATH. This gif. I’m making it.

an apology for calling your husband a psychopath from Donovan

some Skittles or something from Anderson

This seems fair.

Also. “THERE’S SHERLOCK’S BROTHER MYCROFT AND THE DEBT HE OWES US FOR GIVING OUR INFO TO A PSYCHOPATH.” Definitely needs to be gif’d.

Well, once Sherlock stops being a butt and comes back from playing dead and gets punched in the face once or twice or twelve times and finally works things out, it will be a wonderful wedding. What a generous brother.